ciao.

yesterday is BC day. :D for those who don't know, bc stands for british council. the teacher with the sakai hairstyle let us finish sentences.

1. When I was coming to school...


2. My friend phoned me...


3. While the teacher was writing on the board, one of the students...

Yong Qi:

1. When I was coming to school, i saw a RM1 on the floor. I tried to pick it up but it flew away. So i chased it but it keep flying. (JX: LAWL. =='')


2. My friend phoned me when i was playing with Ben-Ben. (<--not Ben 1o...really. '=.='')


3. While the teacher was writing on the boared, one of the students fought with Ben-Ben. At last, Ben-Ben won.

teacher said yong qi's punya was very good. =.= (JX: wtf?) mine:

1. When I was coming to school, I saw an old lady trying to cross the road. I tried to help her but i accidentely killed her. <=( (JX: see? i got moral leh~ if you skip the fact that i killed her.)


2. My friend phoned me when I was burying the old lady's body. I think she heard me so i went to her house and slienced her forever ——just in case. ^_^ (JX: yea i drew all those emotions on the book. >;D)


3. While the teacher was writing on the board, one of the students sneezed. He disrecpected the teacher, so i decided to let the student stop breathing. Also, the protect the teacher from the student's loud yells, i decided to let him "rest" too. =)

seriously i think i scared the teacher.

7 yeng 的体育课。

上个星期一有体育嘛，我们二信就去练高手开球咯。 2个人一组，排两排在篮球场打。然后叻bamboo在我旁边很7 yeng地在我旁边开球。我跟到wincy一pair嘛，wincy开球咯，打歪打到给bamboo, 然后bamboo就——

很7 yeng的把我的排球打到篮球场的另一边去。

我当时的表情是如此。

做么那边叫危险地带叻？小姐，那边有几十个人在乱乱开球叻，一走分分钟都会有几十粒排球中你让你重伤叻。没有办法咯，我为了那粒排球牺牲自己，踏进危险地带。一下子就有很多个排球中我liao。莉茗打的排球最大粒，而且还中我的脸，都不懂她是不是aim好liao的。(==)

好不容易到了篮球场的另外一边（已经重伤了）（那个该死的球还在滚着），就看到angelababy在我的球旁边。我要叫他的名字叫他帮我拿的时候——

球又飞去篮球场的另外一边，也就是我之前站的那一个位子。

我心里真得很WTF。

我为了我的排球，为了体育老师，为了父母酱辛苦送我去中华，为了我的鱼，我再一次闯进了危险地带。

体育老师应该为我那该死的体育精神而感动。

又中了几十粒排球之后，我终于到达了。球也不动了，静静躺在bamboo脚边。我突然非常感触。=D

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直到这种情形出现。

我懂这件事真得很假，真得很像我抄小叮当的漫画liao还要乱涂鸦。

可是，是真的。

那个球竟然又给我飞去篮球场的另一边。

我立刻orz倒地。想清楚是不是前世得罪了什么人弄到我现在被一粒该死的排球耍。

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幸好一位好心的同学又踢了回来。bamboo把我扶了起来，然后我们继续7 yeng地打排球。=）

完。去做功课。XD

根本就是copy九把刀的梦

walao，我竟然梦见了yungen 叻。两年没见，竟然会无端端梦到她，真不可思议。

okay啦，讲回那一个梦啦，我的梦都是很ki siao很sot plak的咯， 一定是看太多九把刀的书了咯。XD

不过反正yungen应该不会看我的blog, 我也得空没事做就在这边讲一下啦。

一开始叻，我们是在中华女校的厕所里面看着镜子谈天。然后叻突然间
我的眼珠跌了出来。
我的眼珠跌了出来。
我的眼珠跌了出来。
我的眼珠跌了出来。
我的眼珠跌了出来。
我的眼珠跌了出来。
我的眼珠跌了出来。
我的眼珠跌了出来。
我的眼珠跌了出来。
我的眼珠跌了出来。
我的眼珠跌了出来。
我的眼珠跌了出来。
我的眼珠跌了出来。



奇怪的是，我没有害怕的感觉。yungen也没有什么很weird的表情，只是说了一句“wey jiaxun 你的眼睛掉出来了。” 可见在梦里的世界眼睛掉出来的多么平常的事（而我还在这边一边type一边在心里尖叫 =.=），而且跌出来的不只是眼珠，而是




我也不懂做么拉，可是我依然看到东西咯。我只是没有眼珠罢了。如果不是对着镜子的话我看眼珠跌了出来我也不懂的咯。我和yungen就拿着那些“东西”跑去random的一个课室研究怎样放回去咯。课室里面也是有镜子的，我就一边看着镜子一边研究咯。整个课室的学生都坐在自己的位子上不鸟我们。 =.=

yungen就用buncho水彩用brown colour涂那个contacts。然后叻我就研究我的眼睛咯。这时老师进来了，翻开生物课本，跟我讲解眼球的构造(=.=)。

然后我就 （以下省略此过程，因为我真得快要尖叫出来了），最后成功把一个眼睛放回去了。yungen在这个时候却说我做错了，因为在*censor*之前我应该先滴点药水进去。我就用很O.O的表情看着她。然后在这时老师用一种很不爽的语气说：

“同学，我要上课了，请回班。”

WTF?

我眼珠跌出来酱大件事你还要上课！！？（那个老师很像mr 宋，声音也超像的）

yungen就跑出去，我就收拾了我的*censor*还有buncho水彩就出去了。

yungen在楼梯等我。

我对她说了一句话。





“我要去医院。”

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然后我就醒了。

用功的post.

刚才去挖一挖窝电脑里那些快要fatt mou的file，突然发现去年+今年在韩国拍的照片，hohoho. Sorry啊舒琪我不遵守约定我没把自己埋在雪里变冰棒我也不把照片放上facebook。哈哈哈不要打我。

其实听到舒琪说她要去北海道时，心里第一个想的是：“哈哈哈天天吵着去日本看你回来后会不会变冰棒。x)” 然后过后就想：“yerr 我傻的日本现在又没有下雪。”

刚才跑去某某的blog看一看，看到他讲要专心读书进忠孝仁，我就想aiyerr连某某某也要发奋图强进忠孝仁 (<---开玩笑的不要当真 XD）我也应该努力读书liao咯，不要给某某人看扁，讲我什么也不会不如去死酱，所以我在这边努力用了半个小时用母语打出了这个post。现在我才知道用华语type东西是多么的难，都不懂那些用10分钟就可以type出几个post的人是怎样type的咯。

okay啦type liao酱就我也累了啦，babai. XD

gambling is good for health. :)

i want to gamble! :D
no angpau to take mah.
but no one to gamble also.

I WANT TO PLAY CHO DI.
I WANT TO PLAY BLACK JACK.
I WANT TO PLAY POKER.
I WANT TO PLAU UNO.
I WANT TO PLAY ISKETCH.
I WANT TO PLAY BARBIE.

okay now i want to cook maggie.
babai. XD

emo la emo.

emo lo these days.
kept on laughing to let myself not emo. :)
smile.

starting to really get addicted to vocaloid ad.

today i went to kacau my primary friends. XD
kacau-ed wenzheng and asked her about the gathering.
and then went to kacau wilson.
walao we kept waving our hands
and called someone to help us call him de.
LEMON US. >:(

then finally he came out lamely.
then chatted.
asked him about the gathering also.

syuen de 04 very cute lo. XD

then next recess go find curtis.
walao da pai dao.
need to wait for him for 25 minutes leh.
went to eat wantan mee with wen zheng~

then went inside him class and saw him lo.
straightaway waved and said hi.
but he replied, " gen ni hen shou arh xian zai? XD"
WTF?
wen zheng pulled me out lo.
then he came out with a bunch of girls?
and asked him lo.
he kept talking nonsense la.

tomorrow go find others with wen zheng. XD
smile~

school teachers. XD

okay, time to introduce my teachers. =)

chinese.
teacher arh teacher, you very cute lo.
you won't suddenly go talk about your own collage life and waste 40 minutes of our previous life like lee xiu lan~ :D
but that's why i like lee xiu lan lo. XD

malay.
WTF YOU MINUS MY MARKS. =.=
cannot understand what you talking anyway lo.
tak syok you. HAHA. ><>:)

moral.

THE LEGENDARY WTF TEACHER. XD

she's good la, full of humor.

but HER VOICE SO LOUD.
AND THE FIRST SENTENCE SHE SAID WAS,
"I SORE THROAT, SO TODAY I CANNOT SPEAK SO LOUD." =.=
and har,
she told us to memorize the definasi in 5 minutes. =.=
and har, she said,
"做人不好，很多压力。所以作动物啦~ 可是做动物不好，如果主人不爽的话，你随时都没有的吃饭的咯。而且还可能五六七八天都不洗澡咯。做人不好，做动物也不好，最好就是植物咯！职务可以天天吃大便，吃人类和动物的大便很有营养，有大便吃最开心咯~"
=.="

music.
walao teacher you SOPRANO so geng lo. XD
but why you changed my seat?
very sad lo. ='(

arts nothing to say. XD